There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.