I owe everything to the army.

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.