I owe everything to the army.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

I owe everything to the army.