All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.