At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.