You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.