I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.