I do play drums when I'm on tour.

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.