I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.