I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.

It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.