I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.