My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.