My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.

It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.