My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.