My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

I owe everything to the army.

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.