My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

I owe everything to the army.

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.