I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

I owe everything to the army.

There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.