A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.
You only live once, so enjoy the ride.
Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money.