A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.
It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.
Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief.
Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.