Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.
Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.
A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.
Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
You only live once, so enjoy the ride.