I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

Awe and respect are two different things.

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?