I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.
I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.
I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.
I do not live in the world of sobriety.
I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.
Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.