I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

You meet a better class of person in pubs.

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.