I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I'm really a pacifist.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.