I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

I'm really a pacifist.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.