I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

I'm really a pacifist.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

I do not live in the world of sobriety.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.