I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

You meet a better class of person in pubs.