I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.