I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

You meet a better class of person in pubs.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.