You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.
You meet a better class of person in pubs.
I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.
Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.
I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.
I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.