I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.