You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.