You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I like the effect drink has on me.

You meet a better class of person in pubs.

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!