I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.
I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.
I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.
Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!
I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.
I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.