I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.