I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

Winner gave me my bread and Russell gave me my art.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.