I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.