I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

Awe and respect are two different things.