I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

Winner gave me my bread and Russell gave me my art.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

You meet a better class of person in pubs.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.