I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.