I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I like the effect drink has on me.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

Awe and respect are two different things.