Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

You meet a better class of person in pubs.

I'm really a pacifist.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.