I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.
I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.
I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.
I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.