Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

I like the effect drink has on me.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.