Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all trying to please everyone. In the end, we please no one.

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.

I remember reading these articles when I was younger, and I just felt like, well, in order to look like that, you have to have some secret, magical unicorn blood that makes carbs disappear as they go into your body. I prefer the truth.

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.

If you stand up for women, then don't bash me.

I hate running. I know I'm curvier - I know I'm small, but I'm not ripped. But I make a choice to be that way. I realize my arms aren't as toned as Halle Berry's but I don't want them to be.