The willingness to trust others even when you know you may be taken advantage of is the cornerstone of becoming civilized.

A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.

The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.

Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep.