An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

Work is the best wonder drug ever devised by God.

True love doesn't consist of holding hands, it consists of holding hearts.

You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.

Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.

Knowledge is the best eraser in the world for disharmony, distrust, despair, and the endless physical deficiencies of man.