An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

One good thing about punctuality is that it's a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you genuinely forgive an enemy - whether he knows it or not.

The willingness to trust others even when you know you may be taken advantage of is the cornerstone of becoming civilized.