An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.

Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.

A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.

Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job.

The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep.

One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.