The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job.

There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.

The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.

One good thing about punctuality is that it's a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy.

Knowledge is the best eraser in the world for disharmony, distrust, despair, and the endless physical deficiencies of man.