Time was when the average person could pay as he goes. Nowadays he has to pay as he comes and goes.

Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

Work is the best wonder drug ever devised by God.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.