Time was when the average person could pay as he goes. Nowadays he has to pay as he comes and goes.

Knowledge is the best eraser in the world for disharmony, distrust, despair, and the endless physical deficiencies of man.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job.

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.

Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.

The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep.