A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle.

One good thing about punctuality is that it's a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

The willingness to trust others even when you know you may be taken advantage of is the cornerstone of becoming civilized.