Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.

Knowledge is the best eraser in the world for disharmony, distrust, despair, and the endless physical deficiencies of man.

Placing the blame is a bad habit, but taking the blame is a sure builder of character

Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.

Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job.