The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job.
Knowledge is power, especially when it is hitched to a workhorse.
Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle.
A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.