You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.