You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.

Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.

The willingness to trust others even when you know you may be taken advantage of is the cornerstone of becoming civilized.

One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.