They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.

Movie directing is a perfect refuge for the mediocre.

You could write all the IDEAS of all the movies, my own included, on the head of a pin.

Look at the real prodigies, and I look like nothing compared to them.

Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck.

In attempting to explain F For Fake's state-side failure, it has occurred to me that perhaps the subject matter was at least partially to blame, and that this country is so blissfully enslaved by the notion of the special sanctity of the expert that an overtly anti-expert film was bound to go too much against the national grain.

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.