Full frontal nudity is reserved for Adam and Eve!

There are works which wait, and which one does not understand for a long time; the reason is that they bring answers to questions which have not yet been raised; for the question often arrives a terribly long time after the answer.

When critics disagree the artist is in accord with himself.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

The modern sympathy with invalids is morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others.

Simple pleasures are the last healthy refuge in a complex world.

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!