Sometimes, the unnecessary is necessary.

Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.

Children start out loving their parents, but as they grow older and discover their parents are human, they become judgmental. And sometimes, when they mature, they forgive their parents, especially when they discover they are also human.

I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself don’t interest me. They have not got the charm of novelty.

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

Wherever there is a man who exercises authority, there is a man who resists authority.

Her trust makes me faithful, her belief makes me good.