The Roman Catholic Church is for saints and sinners alone - for respectable people, the Anglican Church will do.

It is always painful fo part from people whom one has known for a very brief space of time. The absence of old friends one can endure with equanimity. But even a momentary separation from anyone to whom one has just been introduced is almost unbearable.

Youth is the only thing worth having. When I find that I am growing old, I shall kill myself.

When people talk to me about the weather, I always feel they mean something else.

Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.