The Ideal Man should talk to us as if we were goddesses, and treat us as if we were children. He should refuse all our serious requests, and gratify every one of our whims. He should encourage us to have caprices, and forbid us to have missions. He should always say much more than he means, and always mean much more than he says.
Oscar WildeWell, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.
Oscar WildeHow long could you love a woman who didn't love you, Cecil? A woman who didn't love me? Oh, all my life!
Oscar Wilde