Love! What is love? It's nothing. It's just a word. It doesn't exist. Only pleasure is important.

Cecily. This is no time for wearing the shallow mask of manners. When I see a spade I call it a spade. Gwendolen. [Satirically.] I am glad to say that I have never seen a spade. It is obvious that our social spheres have been widely different.

Intellectual generalities are always interesting, but generalities in morals mean absolutely nothing.

Well, I can’t help going to see Sibyl play, even if it is only for an act. I get hungry for her presence; and when I think of the wonderful soul that is hidden away in that little ivory body, I am filled with awe." "You can dine with me to-night, Dorian, can’t you?" He shook his head. "To night she is Imogen," he answered, "and tomorrow night she will be Juliet." "When is she Sibyl Vane?" "Never." "I congratulate you.

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him.

Charity creates a multitude of sins.

A mutual misunderstanding.