Love! What is love? It's nothing. It's just a word. It doesn't exist. Only pleasure is important.

I have a simple taste, only the best.

A person who, because he has corns himself, always treads on other people's toes.

The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second duty is no one has as yet discovered.

Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.

Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.

To be popular I must be mediocre.