Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.
No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out.
My dear Arthur, I never talk scandal. I only talk gossip. What is the difference between scandal and gossip? Oh! Gossip is charming! History is merely gossip. But scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
Sometimes, the unnecessary is necessary.
There is no sin except stupidity.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.