Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!

One thing that does confuse me, is that there are more religions in this world than ever, yet there's only sup­posed to be one God.

Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!

I don’t know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasn’t mine, that’s for sure.

We were always told we were one step behind Deep Purple, one step behind Led Zeppelin, one step behind everybody. Our manager didn't want to let us know how popular we were. It's only after we did Ozzfest that people started telling me stuff. I thought they were taking the piss. People would come up to me and go, "Respect."

I've been in rehabs with hardcore heroin addicts who say, 'I've kicked the heroin, but I can't let go of the tobacco.' I haven't smoked a cigarette in a long time. I like being clean now.

There are no unachievable goals.