Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!

We're going off the rails on a crazy train.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I've had so much good luck happen to me that I can't handle bad luck.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

I didn't think anything we did was spectacular. I remember we thought, 'Let's just write some scary music.'

I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.