Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!

I was never good at sports. I was never good at exams, because they didn't understand dyslexia.

I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.

In the Seventies I was so scared I wouldn't go on stage.

I didn’t have a clue what love was about until I met Sharon.

I think war is just part of human nature. And I’m fascinated by human nature – especially the dark side. I always have been. It doesn’t make me a Devil worshipper, no more than being interested in Hitler makes me a Nazi. I mean, if I’m a Nazi, how come I married a woman who’s half Jewish?

It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.