They say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I've never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.

Just another lonely broken hero picking up the pieces of my mind. Running out of faith and hope and reason, I'm running out of time.

I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.

I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the fu*k I'm talking about.

I've been dictating to my son, who's helping me on his computer. I'm spending a lot of time doing research - I've just got up to 1971, when I went crazy and dived through the window. My life is so full of interesting stories.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

I'm not a musician - I'm a ham.