I know that I'm here - I believe that I'm here for a purpose. I believe in forces of fate.

You learn who your friends are when the sh-t hits the fan.

I'm hoping to do a Broadway musical on the life of Rasputin. He's someone I can definitely identify with.

What can go wrong will go wrong.

My philosophy is if you're happy being a born - again Christian, if you're happy be­ing a Roman Catholic, if you're happy being a Jew or Moslem ... great!! I'm happy being Ozzy.

We're going off the rails on a crazy train.

I advise that pregnant women do not come to my concerts.