I know that I'm here - I believe that I'm here for a purpose. I believe in forces of fate.

I'm not a musician - I'm a ham.

Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!

There are some singers that have great technique and then there are those that have a certain quality or style in their voice. Some have both, like Freddie Mercury, but to me, I prefer style over technique.

You've got to have something to retire to. Something you always wanted to do but your job prevented it.

I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.

What can go wrong will go wrong.