They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something... Bollocks. I can’t remember anything.

Mental wounds not healing, who and what's to blame. I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didnt want to see my kids do the same thing

A Christian man is a man who is within himself, who puts out good vibes.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.