They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something... Bollocks. I can’t remember anything.

With time, people forget to say, "Darling I love you." just that word.

Just take our name off the list. . . . The nomination is meaningless, because it's not voted on by the fans . . . .

I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.

I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about.

Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!

I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I’ve made a career out of it now.