Ten thousand million nightmares, temptation by the score, I used to get so high, and still I wanted more. You think my time is wasted in search of who I am, I tried so hard to kill the boy inside the man.
Ozzy OsbourneI was never good at sports. I was never good at exams, because they didn't understand dyslexia.
Ozzy OsbourneIf you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.
Ozzy OsbourneI grew up having to piss in a bucket โcos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and Iโll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I donโt have to strain.
Ozzy OsbourneI think war is just part of human nature. And Iโm fascinated by human nature โ especially the dark side. I always have been. It doesnโt make me a Devil worshipper, no more than being interested in Hitler makes me a Nazi. I mean, if Iโm a Nazi, how come I married a woman whoโs half Jewish?
Ozzy Osbourne