You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.

Every shopaholic needs an accomplice.

Ten thousand million nightmares, temptation by the score, I used to get so high, and still I wanted more. You think my time is wasted in search of who I am, I tried so hard to kill the boy inside the man.

Do you want me crucified for my profanity?

My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. [...] At first, they put me in a room with a guy who owned a bowling alley, but he snored like an asthmatic horse, so I moved and ended up with a depressive mortician. [...] The mortician snored even louder than the bowling alley guy - he was like a moose with a tracheotomy.

I don't want to change the world, I don't want the world to change me.