I'd like to sing songs that are mellower. I don't want to be screaming when I'm 60.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

I'd rather see twenty thousand smiling faces than twenty thousand crying people.

They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something... Bollocks. I can’t remember anything.

Did you know that the percentage of young people in the crucial 'youthquake' age bracket of 15 to 24 was higher in 1973 than in 1967 ? Therefore it was glam rock that ended the war in Vietnam.

Tony Iommi - the undisputed king of demonic heavy rock riffs. In this area, no one had never surpassed him.

Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!