I donโt know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasnโt mine, thatโs for sure.
Ozzy OsbourneI grew up having to piss in a bucket โcos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and Iโll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I donโt have to strain.
Ozzy OsbourneWhen youโre in love, itโs not just about the messing around in the sack, itโs about how empty you feel when theyโre gone.
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