There are no uncriminal crimes.

I don't know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.

There are no unbeatable odds, there are no believable gods.

If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

You’ve got to try and take things to the next level, or you’ll just get stuck in a rut.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.