I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have.

But the thing with us was, we didn’t really need anyone to make us world famous – we were already halfway there.

I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the fu*k I'm talking about.

Jesus Christ was the original rock'n'roll star. He gave people reasons to live in the rut they were living in. He was the first man to say, "You don't have to have human sacrifices, 'cause human sacrifices hurt somebody, you know?" Just believe in the spirit that is within you.

You've got to have something to retire to. Something you always wanted to do but your job prevented it.

I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.

The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal.